Plastic, pink, and flashing bracelet, necklace, and earrings

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Two veils (one with crown) and a furry pink headband

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Wand

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T-shirt with rhinestones spelling the word “Bride”

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Penis cake

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Special purse with rhinestones outlining a diamond ring

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Penis shaped water gun

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Underwear with rhinestones spelling “Mrs.”

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Beauty queen sash saying: “Sexy little bride”

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Pay backs are a bitch.