Jell-O Shots, Baldwin brothers and to circumcise or not to circumcise???
Posted Dec 12 2008 12:20pm
I had my first "PGA Jell-O shot" last night…
Yep… I know-
In all my years of drinking never have I done a Jell-O shot…
I looked at the shot in my hand as if it were some complex puzzle to figure out…
Looked at my friend standing next to me and asked,
“How exactly am I supposed to do this???”
With a sly smile she said, “Just squeeze and suck my friend- something I know you can do well:)”
I set her up for that one- I was Misty May … She was my Kerri Walsh -
I smiled as I did my “ squeeze and suck ” all the while hearing the man in front of me say-
“Man, I wish I had a camera.”
I caught eyes with an extremely good looking man- dressed immaculately… stunning blue eyes-
My friend (I will call her Crown Cherry ) - noticed him at the same time-
“Think he’s gay?”- Crown Cherry asks me as we stand, both our heads slightly cocked to the side as we checked the back view-
I did a quick assessment-
Immaculate style? Check!
Pointed toe Italian leather shoes? Check!
Collar flipped up like a polo boy? Check!
“My money is on yes…”- I said to her-
We both waited as he walked towards the table-
He put his plate and drink down as he asked “Is this seat taken?”-
With jazz hands accompanying the question…
Yep, jazz hands gave it away…
Not the style, Italian shoes or polo boy collar- oh the days of the Metro sexual man…
\ We left that subject to the subject of foreign men…
Crown Cherry is an “all American guy” kind of girl-
I love the foreign ones so we are never attracted to the same man-
How the conversation turned to circumcision is still a mystery to me.
To circumcise or not to circumcise…
That is the question-
Me? I love them all.
Crown Cherry? Well in her own words? “ I need to see mushroom clouds:)”
We left that party to go for an after dinner drink- as we did Crown Cherry ran into a guy she knew-
He immediately pulled her aside bombarding her with a slew of questions about me- I heard all this going on as we were trying to walk out of the door-
He immediately offered to drive us to the next place so we didn’t have to walk (it was freezing)-
As we walked he let all of us know that it would be me sitting in the front seat with the heated seat-
I turned around and playfully stuck my tongue out at my friends-
We got in the car and my other friend had to move a CD set that was in the seat-
She asked him, “ What are these?”
He said- “ A nine CD set on Marriage, I can’t wait to get married!”
I sat in my heated seat a little confused… he is hitting on me but getting married?
So I ask, “ So you ‘re getting married?”-
He replies, “ No, I just really want to and want to learn everything I can.”
If the heated seat was not romancing my back end I think I would have jumped from the moving car-
Stilettos and all…
We got to the place and I hopped out like there was a fire-
Crown Cherry was cracking up as we walked up the side walk and she handed me the business card he had given her to give to me-
She knows me… so sarcastically she said, “ He is really cute – you should call him.”
Antagonizer! (I know that is not a word)
I looked at her and said -“What part of me in the years you have known me would ever connect with a man who is driving around with 9 CD’s in his car preparing a castle/prison for his hypothetical Cinderella which he somehow thinks might be me after 2 seconds of laying eyes on me???”
Actually I guess Snow White would be more accurate being I am Brunette and all…
We went into the place sat down – ordered our drinks-
There were a few men leaving that stopped by our table- we all started talking and laughing and it ended up being a fun end to an evening.
None of us considered that we had to walk back to where we had gotten the ride over-
Thank goodness the men had a limo waiting outside and offered to drop us back-
As we climbed in I sat at the front end of the Limo- right where the window separates the front from the back-
The driver had the window down and as I was trying to explain to him where to take us to- I said-
“Just cut through the Starbucks parking lot-“
He looked in his rear view mirror right into my eyes and said in the driest tone possible- “Have you ever driven a 65 foot vehicle?”
I looked him back right in the eyes and said- “No sir I have not… but you handle this one so very well that it didn’t even occur to me that you would have a problem cutting through a small parking lot;)“
He smiled back at me and turned into the Starbucks parking lot- thank goodness it was empty-
We arrived and said our goodbyes as snow began to fall-
I went home- took a hot shower and climbed into my warm bed-
On different note-
As I am sitting here writing this I just saw a Baldwin brother -
I always get them confused…
But the odd thing is I have seen 3 different Baldwin brothers in my life time- in three different Starbucks-
The first was Alec- in LA.
The next was the older one… forget his name… chubby one:)- In Orange County, CA-
Now the realllllllllllly good looking one – forget his name too-
One thing is for sure- they are a family of stellar good looks-
Especially the one that just sat down next to me;)