I've been tagged by both Tom and Madam Butterfly for this Sex Meme and thought since they were so kind to think of me, I would play. Life is about Yes these days. This is Isabella’s Sex Meme. Anyone is welcome to steal it but you must post this rules blurb at the beginning of the meme: 1. You must include this link toSex Talk: Sex Advice for Men2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.3. You must tag 3 people.
1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night? Night until the morning until the night again.
2. Better Sex Music: Sade or Marvin Gaye? Ick. Neither. She's too breathy for me and he's too 70's boom- chicka-chika porn. I prefer the ones I mention in this post, if I'm in a soft and/or intense sorta sex mood...or Delirium, Nine Inch Nails or the soundtrack to Black Hawk Down if I'm feeling raucous.
3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video? Pics.
4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr. Doug Ross or Dr. Greg House? Since I have no idea who the Ross guy is and I find the House fella sexy, I'll take him. I like how ornery and fucked up he is.
5. Vibrator or Dildo? Dildo. Vibrators make me nervous.
6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On? On. What's the point of off? If I don't want to see, I'll wear a blindfold so it can be taken off quickly and I can look into my lover's eyes as we orgasm.
7. Word preference: Pussy or Cunt? Used to be pussy but now, in my old, raw age, it's full on cunt.
8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex? During sex. I've not done much of either, to be honest.
9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane? Hm....those airplane bathrooms are kinda small....elevators...hm....truth is neither sounds too appealing. How about a beach? Room; no time constraints; beautiful background noise (as opposed to the music on elevators or a pilot droning on about what's to the left of the plane); no cameras for people I don't know or care to know watching; no bells when put on pause...yeah...a beach is my vote.
10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North? Ha...I can't connect to Ron Jeremy's energy...nope...seems sorta...."off" to me. Had to look up who Peter North is. I found out he is the " cumshot legend." OK, then. I guess him so I could ask him this question. But...um...do I at least get to talk to him first to decide if I like him or not?
11. Word preference: Cock or Dick? Cock. Dick makes me giggle...kinda like my kids do when I call marijuana marijuana or dope instead of the PC term "herb."
12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson? If Linda can teach me that thing she does, then her. But, again..do I get to talk to her first?
13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape? Rope.
14. Give a Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex? Does he wipe? (eeeewwww...can't believe I said that)
15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs? Um...is this a trick question?
16. Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl? Boy/Girl/Girl...but everyone has to play with everyone or I don't wanna play at all....and....can we talk beforehand to see if we like each other?
17. Flavored Oil or Tingling Oil? Tingling. We likey tingles.
18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow? Either/both/any of the above, depending on whether they had asparagus for dinner.
19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger? Well...I've done the first and it wasn't all that exciting to me. I guess some could say I've done the second, but how stranger are we talking? Like...don't even know each other's names sort of stranger? That could be interesting if we go back to the me of about ten years ago. So..yeah...the latter more than the former.
20. Tied to the Bed or Tied to a St. Andrew’s Cross? Bed...from night until morning.