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True love waits!

Posted Aug 23 2008 10:33pm


I saw a funny post on another mom's blog: abstinence pants !





"Hey, you! Look at my BUTT! I'm a virgin!"

Well, how about a new use for these here pants? Moms, newly postpartum or otherwise & certainly not virginal, who just want to send a message to their beloved to back the flerk off...like, " Honey , I love you and all, but can't I just watch " Project Runway ", meditate on what Dr. Sears calls being " touched out " & get some sleep? Come on, babe - true love waits ! "
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