Oh! You mean you actually wanted us to read the story?
Can I get a progress report to take to my probation officer?
I didn' t bite her, she bit herself! Okay, I bit her, but she shouldn' ta put her hand in my face.
written in a student' s essay: The reason why I love my friends is because they support me for who I am. They do not care that I am biosexual [sic] and love me just for me.
Seriously! That cheeseburger just flew out of my hand.
Mrs. B, I' m going to be absent tomorrow because I have to have an autopsy to figure out what' s wrong with my stomach.
Tomorrow we don' t have school because it' s veterinarian' s day, right? I don' t get what' s so special about veterinarians that we get a whole day off for it, but whatever. At least we don' t have school tomorrow.
It' s only Monday, people. And you wonder why I' m the Terminator?
It' s only Monday, people. And you wonder why I' m the Terminator?