The results when used PROPERLY (you know, on clothes) would be this:
or even, when used on skin.. it could be this...
But VAJazzling? So, like any good researcher, we doulas started looking up how to vajazzle.. and we came up with this:
Blingy don't you think?
And that got us to thinking (and talking) MORE... so, what do you think?
Should we start offering vajazzling to the mamas that we work with during our postpartum visits? It might help to give them a sparkly outlook on those first few weeks home with junior...
Or perhaps we should all vajazzle as DOULAS at a doula workshop... you know, get in touch with our inner crafty feminine (ok, totally channeling Fried Green Tomatoes here)...
Or, even better, we could offer this to the women that we work with right along with their push pedicures.. Can you imagine the notariety a doula would get with the OBs and nurses then?! We would be the talk of the town....
(Envisioning) "ok, now I'm just going to take a peek to see if we can see baby and... WHOA! What's THAT? I... I'm blinded by the bling! Turn off the delivery light! It looks like a disco ball in here!"
Think of it, I can see it now
HoustonDesignerDoula.com specializing in helping women feel more than just empowered!
Now, we had a few concerns. I mean, the website states that:
"For some people, vajazzling is just about feeling good while others have significant reasons to go for the bling, which may include coping with a terrible break up"Whatever happened to just hunkering down with a gallon of Schweddy Balls and a spoon (that's for another post, by the way)
And what about self-respect? I mean, will jewel encrusted vulva actually make you feel better about a failed marriage?
But the most important thing that we should consider before getting vajazzled is this: wouldn't you be more than a little upset that, after waxing and vajazzling, you can't wear your skinny jeans for fear that your swarovski crystals might rub off?!
I don't know, I am kind of liking it... and I also like the term vaJAZZLE!
Yes, you do have to say it with a breathy voice and jazz hands, it only improved the effect! Totally a part of my vernacular now.. whenever something is as cool as a sparkling yoni, I totally am going to say...
"That's just vaJAZZLE!"
Now, I wonder if anyone is going to start Pejazzling?....