The other day I was in the bathroom peeing when our 4 year old son came in and asked, "mommy, what are you doing?". I answered, I am peeing honey. He then looked at me weirdly and said, mommy, you are doing it all wrong, you should stand up, point your penis and pee.
I couldn't stop laughing. I was visiting with my brother and sister-in-law for the weekend and had to go upstairs soon after and share it with my husband and them, they all had a good laugh themselves.