Just a glimpse into my life.
Upon finding a snail carcass on a plate in the kitchen, I inquired what happened.
This was the response I got. “I promise the snail did NOT explode in the microwave!”
Hmm, I AM glad the snail did not explode, but why did we cook it?
Apparently Thing 1 wanted stepped on a snail, by accident, and decided to have some escargot. As far as I know he did not taste it. He said it smelled too gross after cooking it.