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Happy birthday, Kyra, Jaiden, and Jordan

Posted Jun 18 2009 11:03pm

Today, el Cinco and I spent the Twinz' 8th birthday getting crispifried at the swimming pool (Frank had school, poor him). They are camped out in the living room, half-comatose on the downside of the cake-induced sugar rush. I'm tanked and as soon as I hit "publish," I will start whining for Frank to give me a massage. My brain is a lump of sun-baked mush and I'm lucky to even be able to string these sentences together coherently, but I didn't want to let today go by without honoring Kyra and Jaiden's birthday (and Jordan's birthday on May 22).

Pool pics 017
Remind me to never, ever get a cake with black icing. Despite vigorous brushing, the kids still look like they gnawed on Sharpies as chew toys.

Pool pics 024After inspecting our mutant, killer tadpoles, Jordan asked me to take a picture of him with the pretty flowers. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were really overgrown weeds. Frank just said that Jordan looks like he's taking a shit, fertilizing those weeds the natural way.

Come back tomorrow  (or later today if it's already tomorrow for you) for stories of Kyra & Jaiden's and Jordan's delivery day follies (find out about what White babies, shaving cream, and beach towels have to do with that).

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