Today is national talk like a pirate Day! So I plan on throwing out a few argh's, avast ye mate's and general talk of treasure, throughout the course of my day.
It makes me think of the Jimmy buffet line "yes I am a pirate 200 years too late, the cannons don't thunder there's nothing to plunder I'm an over 40 victim of fate". That pretty much sums up my life so far except I do not hit 40 until October. Remember to consume a few limes today to avoid scurvy!