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My head is fun. It can do tricks! In fact, it plays them on me all the time! This is because I... Full Bio
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How Being a Cyborg Isn’t So Bad? by patientanonymous Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Bipolar Disorder Or I could say “thinking you are?” The ridiculous and endless tedium of the English language? I’ve also added a new Category entit ... Read on »
Haven’t Been Around. Thought of It But Other Thoughts Took Over. by patientanonymous Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Bipolar Disorder I’m a wreck.  I think we all can agree upon that.  But the big questions are, am I becoming more of a wreck? If I’m becoming more of a ... Read on »
What the HELL Did I Do to My Elbow and My Foot! An Epilepsy First? by patientanonymous Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Bipolar Disorder An epilepsy first.  Never have I experienced any recognizable injuries to my body, other than bonks on my bean. Let’s start with m ... Read on »
Bollocks! Bollocks! Bollocks! I Must Live by patientanonymous Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Bipolar Disorder Lots(?) of talk about suicide and me offing myself if “it gets too much?” What I recently said? Fuck off PA.  Didn’t you learn eno ... Read on »
A Glimpse of Being a Motherfucking Asshole by patientanonymous Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Bipolar Disorder If I can type this right.  If I can spell things right.  Hey! Auto-Correct! If I could only…  Stop.  That’s not possible.  The world i ... Read on »
24 Hours From Extremely Disgusting to Extremely Disgusted by patientanonymous Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Bipolar Disorder Well, I’m still extremely disgusted about my behaviour from last night.  However, it’s in the past.  Get up, try and dust yourself off ... Read on »
How gmail Saved My Life by patientanonymous Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Bipolar Disorder I just received one of those emails where it tells you to forward it to people and blah, blah, blah…  My cousin sent it to me. Imm ... Read on »
If You Haven’t Got Anything Nice to Say, Then Don’t Say Anything At All by patientanonymous Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Bipolar Disorder I have just realized something.  Something that I think is quite important–for me at least. It has dawned upon me mostly regarding ... Read on »
Twitter Hurt My Head by patientanonymous Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Bipolar Disorder Hi.  I’ve just been trying to “exercise” my brain but I think I rode the bike too far. I was trying to go through A LOT of Twitter ... Read on »
Post-concussion Syndrome by patientanonymous Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Bipolar Disorder Due to what happened written on February 11, 2013 I now have this.  Up there.  In the subject line. It is making everything to due ... Read on »
If A TBI Gets Worse? ALWAYS Obtain Emergency Treatment! by patientanonymous Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Bipolar Disorder I’ve hit my head on: brick walls, cement, wood, hard flooring with no carpeting, hard flooring with carpeting, metal armrests on chair ... Read on »
How to Make PA Go Insane in Two Days by patientanonymous Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Bipolar Disorder I have a writing assignment.  A lot of negotiating and back and forth over the last two days.  I WIN!!! Meaning: I get what I writ ... Read on »
SNAOK vs. SNAFU by patientanonymous Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Bipolar Disorder I was going to write this earlier today.  SNAOK? Can you figure that one out? Yes, you can.  You are all smart. I want to try and ... Read on »
WARNING: You Think This Place is Seriously Fucked Up Already? by patientanonymous Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Bipolar Disorder I subscribe to an online newsletter from an Epilepsy Organization. Thus, it is “forsooth.” Two weeks ago there was a great big “ ... Read on »
Just Hanging Out – Part II by patientanonymous Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Bipolar Disorder I would like to say something about the prior and original post (obviously Part I.)  That may seem obvious to you.  However, a lot o ... Read on »
Just Hanging Out by patientanonymous Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Bipolar Disorder Ahhh…huhhh… Well…uh…yeah? Read on »
More Alcohol Testing by patientanonymous Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Bipolar Disorder Yes, I’m an arsey, little twat but I’m stubborn until I can get answers! And I got it.  I knew it all along since how a “particular” l ... Read on »
Testing Wine? by patientanonymous Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Bipolar Disorder I’m out of my head.  I hope you can be patient. It’s been taking me a long while.  Midst way through I’ve only now realized I need m ... Read on »
Another Flashback: Drinking As a Kid by patientanonymous Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Bipolar Disorder  If you’ve been sexually assaulted, raped, bullied or know anyone who has, you may wish to pause to decide whether or not to read this ... Read on »
Quick Update by patientanonymous Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Bipolar Disorder Hi guys.  I’m still here! If you think I haven’t posted anymore in the series regarding any Detox problems, I’m fine.  I have been for ... Read on »