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20 Funny Money Quotes

Posted Apr 01 2009 11:11pm

(photo by Carlos R; the words on the Mickey coins say “where a kid can be a kid”.)

Many of us are just too uptight when we think about money. Well, consider relaxing instead. Tune into positive feelings by lightening up!! It will also be great if we are able to laugh at ourselves in the process. We realize how attached we have been to something which has no permanence. It is true that we cannot bring money with us to our next plane of existence…wherever that is! Perhaps, in that moment of awakening, our hangups start to dissolve. We experience a breakthrough!

Well, let us look through some funny money quotes to help you gain some enlightenment today….

Money Quote #1:
“Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.”
—- James Arthur Baldwin (American Essayist, Playwright and Novelist, 1924-1987); see above photo illustration

Money Quote #2:
“This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.”
— Douglas Adams

Money Quote #3:
“Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.”
—- Richard Friedman

Money Quote #4:

“If you want to see what God thinks of money, just look at all the people He gave it to.”
— Dorothy Parker (American short-story Writer and Poet, 1893-1967)

Money Quote #5:

“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”
— Will Rogers (American entertainer, 1879-1935)

Money Quote #6:
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.”
— Author Unknown

Money Quote #7:

“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”
— Frank Hubbard

Money Quote #8:

“There’s no money in poetry, but then there’s no poetry in money, either.”
— Robert Graves

Money Quote #9:
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back.”
— Author Unknown

Money Quote #10:
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules.”
— Buzzie Bavasi

Money Quote #11:
“Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.”
— Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966

Money Quote #12:
“A bank book makes good reading - better than some novels.”
— Harry Lauder

Money Quote #13:
“We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs.”
— Gloria Steinem

Money Quote #14:
“We ought to change the legend on our money from ‘In God We Trust’ to ‘In Money We Trust.’ Because, as a nation, we’ve got far more faith in money these days than we do in God.”
— Arthur Hoppe, 1963

Money Quote #15:
“It’s a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.”
— Albert Camus

Money Quote #16:
“Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money. ”
— Cree Indian Proverb

Money Quote #17:
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.”
— A.A. Latimer

Money Quote #18:
“Your money, or your life. We know what to do when a burglar makes this demand of us, but not when God does.”
— Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966

Money Quote #19:
“When it’s a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.”
—- Voltaire

Money Quote #20:
No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.
— Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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Signing out from Outer into Inner Space

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