Put Dumbasses IN THEIR PLACE with Fancy New Line of “I’m F**cking MENSA” Products

Your Morning Coffee Will TASTE Smarter!!!

Say there, Smartie!  Sick and tired of dumbasses coming up in your face every day thinking that they’re SMARTER than you?  Well, YOU took an online IQ test that said you QUALIFY for MENSA membership.  Now you can shove their ignorance RIGHT BACK IN THEIR SMUG, STUPID FACES with this great new line of “I’m F**cking MENSA” products.

With those cool autumn and winter months ahead, wouldn’t a nice “I’m F**cking MENSA” sweatshirt be just the COZIEST way of reminding yourself you’re the smartest girl you know?

And suppose Mr. Thinks He’s So Smart tries to start an argument about quantum physics over morning coffee?  THIS little doozie of a coffee mug will shut his mouth-breathing yap but GOOD!

Smart People Drink Coffee!

And why not let everyone at the FOOTBALL GAME know how brilliant you are by sporting this fashionable CAP to keep that magnificent brain of yours nice and warm?

Got a smartass neighbor?  This yard sign will remind him who’s the genius on YOUR block!

And that’s not all!  There’s stickers, trucker caps, t-shirts of all shapes and sizes, stickers, ornaments and all kinds of neat stuff to show EVERYONE just how smart you are!  All of these products are REAL and AVAILABLE NOW.  Any proceeds (after Cafe Press gets its cut) will be donated to the Charles DBS Research Fund at Vanderbilt University Medical Center!  And how smart is THAT?

So JOIN THE MICKEY MENSA CLUB TODAY .  Visit the store, make a purchase, and feel real good about yourself!  And thanks to my sweet baby sister for the quote.  I just know she will be pleased that Parkinson’s disease research will be funded as a result of her crazed ranting.