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Palin Praises Female Governor for Having Male Genitalia

Posted Aug 02 2010 5:37am

It’s true!  It’s right there, in black and white, on CNN.com this morning!

In the wake of the ‘s partial judicial victory last week in the litigation over ‘s controversial immigration law, Palin said on “” that Arizona’s female governor has “the cojones that our president does not” when it comes to securing ‘s borders.

“This is a temporary suspension of some of the key elements in the law that [Arizona Gov.] pushed hard for Arizonans and for the rest of the country to have the result of us being more secure,” said Palin.

(Note:  Is it IMPOSSIBLE for this woman to state a simple sentence, noun, verb, period?)

She added, “And, Jan Brewer, bless her heart, she’s going to do all that she can to continue down the litigation path to allow secure borders because she’s – Jan Brewer has the cojones that our president does not have to look out for all Americans – not just Arizonans – but all Americans in this desire of ours to secure our borders and allow legal immigration to help build this country. . . . if our own president will not enforce a federal law, more power to Jan Brewer . . . to do what our president won’t do.”

According to Merriam-Webster.com, the word “cojones” is a Spanish term for male .

Of course, this raises questions.  Does Sarah ALSO have these lauded male genitalia?  If so, what does Todd think of that?  Who was REALLY the “First Dude” during Sarah’s half-term as ?  How does she know what Gov. Brewer has under her frillies?  Have they showered together?  And whose are bigger?  I imagine portions of Palin’s male genitalia tend to dangle lower than Brewer’s, but Brewer makes up for it in circumference.

And when did Sarah ever see President Obama with his boxers off?  I don’t think the Secret Service would allow her to get that close, and even if she were able to accomplish this she’d have a battle on her hands with Michelle.  (Which I would pay, up to and including, $200 to watch on Pay Per View.)

And what does this say about women WITHOUT these male genitalia that Sarah sees as so vital to leadership?  What would this do to the concept of motherhood?  After all, there are certain organs that females require to bear children and to keep from growing beards and otherwise function with the proper hormones, and those organs fit ever-so-nicely with their male counterfitting parts… that’s why Sarah is against letting folks with identical genital nomenclature get married.

So, I suppose, Sarah is championing a new SUPER SET of genitalia with the requisite MALE parts hidden in the lower abdomen, ready to drop down like bee stingers to be used only when necessary, retaining the female genitalia necessary for the having of babies, whether your daughter is married to the guy or not.

So ladies, if you’re sporting only GIRLY genitalia and want to get Sarah’s respect, then I suggest a trip to the urologist and is in order.  Get yourself some of them “cojones” that Sarah speaks so highly of.  (Another Spanish term would be “juevos”, but that would refer only to the twin globular aspect of the “cojones” as a whole.)

And Sarah, if you want to disrespect the 99.999% of women gay, straight or otherwise who HAVE only a female set of goodies… hey, that’s your right as an American Citizen and moron to say whatever the hell stupid thing you want to say at any given moment!



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