Evangelicals , don’t blame Newt Gingrich for his serial adulteries! Don’t blame him for serving his cancer-stricken wife, on her hospital bed, with divorce papers. Don’t blame Newt for being a hypocrite when he defends the “sanctity of marriage” against the onslaught of the GAYS who want to DESTROY the American family by forming families of their own while shitting on the very concept of marriage by cheating on every wife he’s had up to this point.
No, Evangelicals. Do NOT blame Newt Gingrich for ANY of this.
He did it because he loves America SO MUCH!!!!
According to an interview Newt did with the Christian Broadcasting Network ‘s David Brody, he was just so PASSIONATE about his love for America that he HAD to cheat on his first wife, (the one who got the hospital gift that wasn’t flowers!) He loved America SO much that he HAD to cheat on his SECOND wife — while prosecuting President Clinton for lying about HIS sex life. He remains married to his third wife, but there’s no telling who he will have an extramarital affair with leaving HER in the lurch if his overwhelming, passionate love for this country causes him to seek the presidency.
Newt told Brody , “There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate. And what I can tell you is that when I did things that were wrong, I wasn’t trapped in situation ethics, I was doing things that were wrong, and yet, I was doing them. I found that I felt compelled to seek God ’s forgiveness. Not God’s understanding, but God’s forgiveness.”
Oh, certainly! You may chafe at what you see as Newt’s hypocrisy. But he has an explanation for that!
Newt with #2
Gingrich has admitted he conducted an extramarital affair at the same time he was one of the GOP’s most vocal critics of then-President Clinton for his involvement with Monica Lewinsky . “There are times that I have fallen short of my own standards,” he said in 2007. “There’s certainly times when I’ve fallen short of God’s standards.” Gingrich said at the time there was a difference between his conduct and Mr. Clinton’s because Mr. Clinton had perjured himself.
So, the main difference between what Clinton did and what Newt did was that Clinton was asked under oath and Gingrich wasn’t. God just LOVES those little distinctions.
And so do you Evangelicals!
You forgave Jim Bakker when he cheated and stole. You sent him MORE of your money because he cried on TV.
You forgave Jimmy Swaggart when he cheated and lied about it. You sent him MORE of your money because he cried on TV and said he was sorry.
I haven’t heard Newt say he’s sorry yet. I have heard that he said THIS about his cheating, however…
He asked his second wife to “tolerate it.”
Newt with #3. Is it just me, or are they getting weirder-looking with each wife?
Think Progress quotes #2 wife Marianne’s telling of the tale…
He asked her to just tolerate the affair, an offer she refused.
He’d just returned from Erie, Pennsylvania, where he’d given a speech full of high sentiments about compassion and family values.
The next night, they sat talking out on their back patio in Georgia. She said, “How do you give that speech and do what you’re doing?”
“It doesn’t matter what I do,” he answered. “People need to hear what I have to say. There’s no one else who can say what I can say. It doesn’t matter what I live.“
So if it doesn’t matter to NEWT, then it shouldn’t matter to US! Right?
Right?
So don’t be so hard on Newt, Evangelicals. He’s just one more of your number to have fallen from great heights after telling others how to live their lives, only to show that what they say and what they do are two very, very, VERY different things.
But that’s OK with you. Isn’t it?
Artist Impression of Newt with Wife #4 (Based on Past Performance)
Article first published as Newt Cheated Because “He Loved America SO MUCH!” on Technorati.
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Evangelicals , don’t blame Newt Gingrich for his serial adulteries! Don’t blame him for serving his cancer-stricken wife, on her hospital bed, with divorce papers. Don’t blame Newt for being a hypocrite when he defends the “sanctity of marriage” against the onslaught of the GAYS who want to DESTROY the American family by forming families of their own while shitting on the very concept of marriage by cheating on every wife he’s had up to this point.
No, Evangelicals. Do NOT blame Newt Gingrich for ANY of this.
He did it because he loves America SO MUCH!!!!
According to an interview Newt did with the Christian Broadcasting Network ‘s David Brody, he was just so PASSIONATE about his love for America that he HAD to cheat on his first wife, (the one who got the hospital gift that wasn’t flowers!) He loved America SO much that he HAD to cheat on his SECOND wife — while prosecuting President Clinton for lying about HIS sex life. He remains married to his third wife, but there’s no telling who he will have an extramarital affair with leaving HER in the lurch if his overwhelming, passionate love for this country causes him to seek the presidency.
Newt told Brody , “There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate. And what I can tell you is that when I did things that were wrong, I wasn’t trapped in situation ethics, I was doing things that were wrong, and yet, I was doing them. I found that I felt compelled to seek God ’s forgiveness. Not God’s understanding, but God’s forgiveness.”
Oh, certainly! You may chafe at what you see as Newt’s hypocrisy. But he has an explanation for that!
Newt with #2
Gingrich has admitted he conducted an extramarital affair at the same time he was one of the GOP’s most vocal critics of then-President Clinton for his involvement with Monica Lewinsky . “There are times that I have fallen short of my own standards,” he said in 2007. “There’s certainly times when I’ve fallen short of God’s standards.” Gingrich said at the time there was a difference between his conduct and Mr. Clinton’s because Mr. Clinton had perjured himself.
So, the main difference between what Clinton did and what Newt did was that Clinton was asked under oath and Gingrich wasn’t. God just LOVES those little distinctions.
And so do you Evangelicals!
You forgave Jim Bakker when he cheated and stole. You sent him MORE of your money because he cried on TV.
You forgave Jimmy Swaggart when he cheated and lied about it. You sent him MORE of your money because he cried on TV and said he was sorry.
I haven’t heard Newt say he’s sorry yet. I have heard that he said THIS about his cheating, however…
He asked his second wife to “tolerate it.”
Newt with #3. Is it just me, or are they getting weirder-looking with each wife?
Think Progress quotes #2 wife Marianne’s telling of the tale…
So if it doesn’t matter to NEWT, then it shouldn’t matter to US! Right?
Right?
So don’t be so hard on Newt, Evangelicals. He’s just one more of your number to have fallen from great heights after telling others how to live their lives, only to show that what they say and what they do are two very, very, VERY different things.
But that’s OK with you. Isn’t it?
Artist Impression of Newt with Wife #4 (Based on Past Performance)