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I know, I know, it’s not YOUR fault that some asswipe hid a in his taint. But he got the bomb on the plane and it’s only because he was functionally retarded that he didn’t blow up an airplane filled with jolly travelers over the flaming wreckage of which would have resulted in some much needed urban improvement, but that many dead people would be a BAD thing.
SO QUIT WHINING, so the yapping empty heads on and (I don’t know what they’re saying on Faux News because there isn’t enough water in the local reservoir to waterboard me into watching that unfiltered teabagger propaganda) can stop yapping about the HORRORS of getting your BOOBIES almost touched to make sure you aren’t packing where your NIPPLES should be, you bomb-carrying transvestite!
Seriously. If there ever was a media-crafted SCARE story, it’s THIS one. They showed a picture the other day of a nun getting felt up by agents. Yes. A nun. BECAUSE THE LAST THING A TERRORIST WOULD EVER TRY TO DO IS DISGUISE HIM OR HERSELF AS SOMETHING THAT WOULD AVOID SUSPICION!!!
You know what? Here’s an idea. You don’t want a dude with a plastic blue glove checking your ball sack, DON’T FLY! Ride the bus. Take the train. I’ve done both and have NEVER had my junk probed by ANYONE… as interesting as this would have made the trips.
If you have a better idea for making sure that terrorists aren’t sneaking C-4 and a box of kitchen matches onto a plane by poking it up their ass, then let’s hear it. And no, you can’t just check every . As nice and satisfyingly racist as that idea may seem at first, like I said when they DO blow up a plane, it will be with someone that NOBODY SUSPECTED.
So if you’re gonna fly, quit your whining, spread your legs and think warm thoughts.
I'm a 55-year old government writer-editor, diagnosed with Parkinson's disease in 2000. I had deep brain stimulation in 2007. I wrote a book about the experience that I offer for sale on the "Books" section at the top of the page. All proceeds will go to PD Research.
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