In my never-ending quest to make all of you feel better about yourselves by showing you the dumb stuff I do, I give you this.
What is that, you ask?
That is all of the food that I took out of my refrigerator last night and threw away because it was too old to eat.
And by “too old,” I mean like yogurt from March 2012.
Did you know that jalapenos eventually mold? They do.
Similarly, did you know that apples from McDonald’s don’t mold? It’s true. They just curl a little around the edges.
Let’s see, what else did I learn? Strawberries shrink, cheese sticks get hard as rocks, and leftovers never get eaten.
So there you have it, folks – a self-esteem boost AND a science lesson.
You never know what pearls of wisdom you’ll find on Mommin’ It Up.