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you might be 7 months, 2 weeks and 3 days pregnant if....

Posted Oct 25 2008 4:47pm
*your belly button has completely vanished
*you can no longer buckle your own shoes
*even rolaids give you heartburn
*you have to leave work early because you wet your pants from laughing or sneezing beyond the point of covering it up
*you just have to hope for the best when you are blindly "woman-scaping" in the shower
*shaving your legs gives you a head rush
*you can't fight the waddle
*your two year old uses your belly as a pillow while watching tv
*it takes 3 scoots forward and an ally oop to get up from the couch
*you have to hold your belly up while fast walking to the bathroom in the middle of the night with one eye open
*you feel like you just completed a triathalon from only walking up a flight of stairs
*you have to pull your pants up 1,352 times per day
*you are able to rest one plate on your belly at the pizza hut buffet bar while filling up another
*you have to hold on to your purse hanging from the hook in a dirty public bathroom in order to successfully hover without falling on the seat
*you feel like the one-armed drummer from def leopard is residing in your belly
*sitting in the shoe department at macy's is more important than finding the perfect shoe
*your waist measures 8 inches more than your two year old's height
* your favorite part of the zoo is the penguin house and you can't understand why people are putting jackets on?!?
*your hands go numb before finishing a blog

the end.

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