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Want to know how my first week of the new year is going??
Posted Jan 05 2012 12:27pm
Well, 2012 is in full swing and let me tell you all how my first week of the new year is going so far...in numbers.
the number of puke puddles I've had to clean up
the number of children who were responsible for half of the puke
the number of cats who were responsible for the other half
the number of times I gagged and dry heaved as I cleaned up the puke
the number of times I had to chase the cat away from eating its own puke
the number of miles I've ridden my bike while the little twins rode their scooters alongside me
the number of times I said, "Okay, let's cross the street but be sure to stay in the cross walk."
the number of times I screamed, "Stay in the freakin' cross walk for God's sake! Do you want to get run over by a car?!"
the number of times the little smart asses laughed and said, "Yeah, that would be cool"
the number of times I warned the little twins about the uneven cracks in the sidewalk
the number of times the little twins flew over the handle bars of their scooters every time they ran over the uneven cracks in the sidewalk
the number of minutes one of them cried afterwards, even though I had already hugged him for...
the number of minutes I comforted the crying child
the number of annoying strangers who asked me if I knew that one of my kids was crying
the number of times I threatened to never bring them on a bike ride with me ever again
the number of times I'll probably follow through on that threat because I have no choice but to bring them along
the number of dinners I made that my family truly enjoyed
the number of dinners I made that my family truly hated
the number of times I said "tough luck" to the family members who dared to complain out loud about the meal
the number of pounds I've lost since my holiday eating frenzy
the number of minutes I get complete peace and quiet while the kids are in school (even though one kid is home sick)
the number of times I laughed at myself for thinking I might actually miss the kids once they were back in school again after winter break
How's your first week of the new year going?
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