Yesterday I was sat thinking about Jessie, the dog … sorry, star, of #whatmydogatetoday. I realised I couldn’t think of the last time she ate anything, seriously, after months of daily ablutions we’ve had nothing … for about a month.
I took to Twitter to share my thoughts on the matter;
Well, I learned the hard way that, you should never brag on Twitter because I got up this morning to find she had chewed the zip off the 6 year old’s football training top. I am actually wondering if she read my Twitter update and sniggered to herself as she planned what she would eat to knock me off my perch.
So, I made her wear it.
But that wasn’t all folks. No, it seems that Jessie-the-fecking-wonder-dog had had a veritable chewing party. It was Transgression Central in our kitchen this morning.
As I moved her bed I discovered a hole host of misdeermeanors; A B2 bomber, a pen and a mascara.