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The one with the sharks

Posted Apr 09 2013 6:32am

chandler bing The 8 year old has been watching Friends.  Clearly I don’t remember it well enough because I didn’t see this new found love as a problem. However, tonight, as I was working in the kitchen, the 8 year old ran in and asked me what porn was.  Before I could answer she said “Is it a TV show?”

“Urm, yes, kind of” I replied in a buttock clenching “OH MY GOD, SAY WHAT?” kind of way.

“Oh, right, because Chandler is watching Shark Porn. So I guess it’s a bit like those animal documentaries that we watch together” she announced before returning to the lounge leaving me sat at the kitchen table wondering why I’d just been stealth bombed.

I am just imagining the conversation at school when, during a class, the 8 year old announces that as a family we love to sit down and watch David Attenborough porn.

Thank you Chandler Bing.

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