Taking the kids to the doctor for “the talk” is an OPTION? *dials*
Posted May 07 2009 9:24pm
I want to take my kids to this lady’s doctor when it’s time to have “the talk.” First I’ll have to convince my eldest that human sex is nothing like animal sex (he’s a mammal expert), and see how they roll.
I lovingly call this memory, “The Talk” My son, was 11, his sister was 9. It was time to go to the doctor for “the talk” as their bodies had begun changing. Hormones, hair growth, breasts, etc. Their pediatrician decided to give them privacy and put them in separate rooms to “chat” with them. I was present in each case. When “the talk” was finished, the children walked out of the exam rooms, and faced each other with a sort of “deer in the headlights” look. My son, being the older brother, decided to deal with this head on. He went to his sister put his arm around her and began walking her down the hall. He said to her; “Listen, I don’t want you to worry, but when I go to sleep and dream, I may shoot out white stuff from my penis.” His sister looked at him with an understanding and solomn expression and said; “That’s nothing, I have eggs inside me and I’m going to bleed from my butt.” Good God, I thought I was going to pee my pants, they were dead serious walking down the hall of the doctor’s office in deep conversation. They were oblivious to everyone around them as they walked down that hallway and discussed “the talk”. Priceless!