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Scarred For Life: One Twin's True Tale of Growing Up With a Biter

Posted Sep 15 2009 10:04pm
Little Sadie is a biter. Yes, it's true. Adorable Sadie of the itty bitty butt and teeny tiny thighs still manages to assert herself by doling out quick and quite painful bites when you least expect it. Her main victim is Matilda who now has bruises up and down her arms that are simply begging someone to call CPS on me. This had been going on for months and months already but Jon and I kept making excuses for her: she's frustrated from her lack of ability to communicate, she was bitten by Matilda when she was really little, she hates sharing, Mattie's arm is delicious...and on and on. But last week things came to a head: Mattie was minding her own business (post tantrum) lying on the floor sucking on a taggy blanket when Sadie hopped up from across the room, sauntered over to Mattie, bent down as if to kiss her and chomped down on her arm -hard. I ran over to comfort Matilda but had a dilemma on my hands: do I punish Sadie first or comfort Mattie first?

I'd already escalated my discipline techniques from "No discipline whatsoever because, hey, she's just a baby" to a sharp "No!" to a sharper "Stop!" and finally to a time out which involves scooping Sadie up and dumping her unceremoniously in her crib. The problem is, Sadie has no concept that she's being punished. She doesn't see her crib as being the crate of torture that Mattie does and is perfectly content to hang out, smoke a cigarette and read a little Pet the Baby Animals until I give up on waiting for her to cry and go get her.

Up until that last biting incident, most of the attacks had seemed somewhat provoked. A toy taken away, string cheese pilfered, Mattie just being in the wrong place at the wrong time etc. but this one was different. This was premeditated biting! What kind of a sociopath crosses the room, chomps their sister like she's a leg of El Pollo Loco and then skips off whistling Twinkle Twinkle Little Star? Sadie, that's who.

I decided to call in the big guns; my early intervention team. If there's any bonus to having a delayed child it's access to services you normal wouldn't have. Yesterday, a child development specialist came over with Sadie's case manager to work on Sadie's play skillz. Cause Sadie's got mad skillz y'all. This double therapist session was after a long day of PT (physical therapy), speech and OT (occupational therapy)so I wrongly assumed that Sadie would be in frustrated, tired, lashing out form. But nooooooo. Just like a pint-sized Ted Bundy, Sadie charmed the shit out of all our guests by saying hello to everyone in sight, pretending to roll calls with her Diego cell phone, giggling maniacally and repeatedly clapping her hands over her head yelling "hooray!"

Luckily, nobody can keep that up for an entire hour and eventually even Sadie broke down and pinched a few folks. It was decided that although biting, pushing and pinching are typical twin behaviors, Sadie does have the added frustration of lagging language, competition with not only her twin but an older sibling and the added cross to bear of an overly attractive and quite young looking mother. Who wouldn't want to bite a few people? Still, we were told to continue giving time outs very consistantly and to start signing with Sadie. Plus, we are going to be getting regular play therapy which thankfully will include Matilda. Poor Matilda, if we don't correct this problem soon I fear her childhood will eventually become a Lifetime movie. Scarred for Life: One Twin's True Tale of Growing Up with a Biter. Of course, if that happens I hope it's sort of soon because I don't want Tori Spelling to be aged out of playing the part of Sadie. Lifetime, you know where to find me.
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