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Posted Jan 14 2010 12:00am

A few of Sammy’s latest funny quotes:

[Seeing a fat man at Target]:  MOMMY, LOOK!  THAT’S A BIG BELLY!  BIG BELLY,  MOMMY!  BIG BELLY BIG BELLY BIG BELLY!

[Inspired by the song "Fast Monkey," which tells of someone who is faster than a fast monkey, slower than a slow monkey, louder than a loud monkey, etc.]:  I’M MADDER THAN A MAD MONKEY!

I HAVE A SWEET TOOTH BUT IT FELL OUT AND NOW I’LL NEVER FIND IT AGAIN.

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