My son has announced he wants to go to the local Jesuit prep. I get that; it’s an excellent education and I attended one. I just read up on admissions and saw that preference is given with proof of Catholic baptism.
Me: Argh! I told you we shouldn’t have baptized them Espiscopalian!
Mom: Think about it. Not being Catholic saves them a lifetime of restrictive values that discriminate against women and a climate of repressive religiosity and it saves you $180,000.