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Porn Star or My Little Pony

Posted Aug 26 2008 11:24pm







Still here. That's a good thing for the babies but a bit boring for me. And really, after all the crying and anxiety, isn't it all about me and my need to be entertained and distracted? And what about your need as a reader to not be depressed by reading my blog but to feel uplifted and enlightened? To learn a little bit about yourselves. To rectify this, I put my writer skillz to work and made up a fun quiz to see what kind of rude sickos are reading my blog.
Okay Mommas and Papas and street walkers who accidentally clicked on this site because they were tanked on Mad Dog and googled porn stars, are you a good parent or are you a sex addict? Test yourself by seeing whether you can differentiate between famous porn stars or the cherished figurines from the adorable My Little Pony line. Mark 'em down, check below to see if you're right and then take a shower. You'll need it when you figure out where you priorities obviously lie. I'm not going to insult you with a scoring system because if I find out you got too many wrong, I don't want the responsibility of having to turn you and the care of your children and possibly your husband over to Social Services. At this point, take the test at your own risk.


1. Pinky Pie
2. Krystal Steal
3. Sydney Moon
4. Rosey Posey
5. Sweet Berry
6. Sophie Sweet
7. Trinity
8. Minty
9. Ashley Blue
10. Blue Belle
11. Cynara Fox
12. Sunshimmer
13. Kimono
14. Stormy

1. MLP
2. PS
3. PS
4. MLP
5. MLP
6. PS
7. PS
8. MLP
9. PS
10. MLP
11. PS
12. MLP
13. MLP
14. PS
How'd you do? Harder than you thought, huh?
On a serious note: your comments and kindness have blown me away and I'm hanging in here as best I can. I know it will all be okay. With the help of cupcakes and Pinkberry. Sure, it's made from flavored finely shaved sawdust but it just tastes so dang delicious. And it's so close to this hospital it's almost tough NOT to ask people to get their ass over to Bare Naked Yogurt (the Pink Berry ripoff down the street) and grab me a medium with kiwi, strawberry and walnuts (the girls love walnuts). So if you're reading this and you have a heart go there and get me one STAT. Encino Tarzana Hospital, baby!
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