You know your life has gone completely off the rails when you hear yourself say the phrase "Honey, please don't eat all the Tostitos. Those are for the nanny." Really? Has my life come down to policing the eating of snack foods so I won't have to rebuy them for Jaguar. Oh, I forgot to tell you guys that my nanny once did a little play acting thing with Elby's Diego figurines where she, as the baby Jaguar, asked Diego if she was going to get fired. She did it all in third person and it was pretty humorous (can you see me hiring someone who wasn't funny?). So, I've called her Jaguar ever since. I think she likes it. I mean, sure, she cries wet salty tears when I call her that but I can read between the lines. Anyway, the Jaguar likes Tostitos. And I'm very lucky to have the Jaguar so you bet your sweet ass I'm going to make sure there are Tostitos in the house.
So if you're wondering what's up with Sadie, well, I'll tell you. And If you're not wondering, then just stop reading now and feel very bad about yourself. Both babies have been sick again due to one preschooler who catches colds like a swinger catches STDs. They both sounded like crap for awhile so the other day I took them in to see the doctor and it turns out...they both have ear infections again. Hello Amoxicillan, goodbye endless crying...hopefully. But we did find out while we were there that Sadie now weighs a whopping 10 lbs. 8 oz. up from 9 lb 12 oz. 20 days ago. I'm thinking, if I can keep her healthy, maybe she'll bulk up to like 15 lbs. by the time she's a year. I don't even think of her as dangerously tiny anymore. I just think of her as fashionably thin and so lucky she can wear almost anything in her closet! Matilda is almost 15 pounds - up from 4 at birth! Oh, and my pediatrician's office gave me like three hundred dollars worth of formula. So now, at least I don't have to worry about the babies eating all the Tostitos.