All I want for Christmas is to be rid of this gosh-darned front tooth; it's becoming a real eyesore!
Seriously, it's been loose (like that) for 3 weeks. I don't think it's EVUH going to fall out (I don't do teeth) I did, however, try to pull Mini-me's front tooth at soccer the other day. It started to bleed (I don't do blood, either) and sheit okay, I was sort of, you know, freaking her teammates out, a little.
"Sorry, Baby...does it really hurt that much?"
Wait for it.
"No, you're pulling the WRONG TOOTH!"
Is there a pediatric dentist in the house and, if so, you wouldn't happen to take Visa, would you?