YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!  D'oh, hello...eyes didn't sees yous come in all quiet like.

[smacks lips]

Mah name is Doofus-dog.

Ma ain'ts at her desk, right now and...d'oh...she ask-did me to...uh...excuse me a minute, puh-leeze.

BARK-BARK-WOOF-BARKITY-WOOF-WOOF!

D'oh, sorry 'bout that.  Ah hates squirrels.  Don'ts yous?  Anyways.  Ma ain'ts here, ah think and...um...d'oh yeah...ah remember now.

WOOF-WOOF-BARK-WOOFITY-BARK-BARK!

Stupid squirrels!

D'oh, aaaanyways, Ma is a bear...um...buffallo...no, that ain'ts it...wait, ah remember now...she's a bee...uh...she's be busier than a cat covering up poop on a cee-ment floor, right now...d'oh...whatever that means.

SCRATCH-SCRATCH-SCRATCH!

"Cawse ahs knows, and yous knows cats is stoopid.

SNORT!

D'oh, hello...wait a minute...do ah know yous?

[heavy sigh]

D'oh yeah, ah remember now...um...ah'm supposed to tell yous that too-mahr-raws another day...d'oh...that's naught right, either...'cause, everybody knows too-mahr-raws the today that yous forgot all about yesterdays.

SNORT!

Nah, hers 'puter brokedid aaaaay-ghenn (NO, AH DID NAUGHT BROKEDIDIT!!!) but, she's busy plannin' some-in, 'cawse some-ins happenins the day after too-mahr-raws and that some-ins gonna REAL GOOD, too ..brokedid 'puter or naught!

AAAAAHWOOO!

D'oh, hello...wait a minute...do ah knows yous?

YAAAAAAAAAAAWN!

D'oh, oh yah, well, I hopes yous had a real nice Monday and if yous did'n...well...there's always too-mahr-raw and...shee-yah...theys plenty more room on dis-heres couch.

BARK-BARK-WOOF-BARKITY-WOOF-WOOF

Have a nice day, too-mahr-raws!