Mommy: Melody, get dressed in your leotard while I go get something out of the van.
Melody: But I want to come with you.
Mommy: You're naked. You can't come outside naked.
Mommy goes outside. Melody is standing in front of screen door, naked.
Mommy: Melody, go get dressed. Don't stand in the doorway naked.
Mommy: Melody, go get dressed. Don't come outside naked.
Melody: But I want to be with you.
Mommy: Then go get dressed, Melody. You aren't supposed to be outside naked.
Melody: But I'm not naked.
Mommy: You are completely free of clothing. You aren't even wearing panties.
Melody: But I have my shoes on. And you have to have your shoes on to come outside.