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If...You Are a Better Mom Than Me

Posted Jan 30 2012 8:00am
My lovely friend "Zeemaid" at In the Mommy Trenches  recently wrote a post called If...You Are A Better Mom Than Me , which threw me into hysterics.

And then I jumped on the bandwagon and hijacked her comment section with a few of my own.  Finally, I just came right out and asked if she minded if I borrowed her idea!
  • If you never check your e-mail while your kids are talking to you...you are a better mom than me.
  • If you happily allow your children to help you cook dinner every night without completely losing your shit...you are a better mom than me.
  • If your husband comes home from work and lays on the sofa, complaining about how tired he is, while you've been fighting with the kids to do their homework and trying to get dinner ready and you don't fantasize about how great it would feel to smash his head with a frying pan...you are a better mom than me.
  • If you never curse in front of your kids...you are a better mom than me.
  • If you read your children a bedtime story every single night....you are a better mom than me.
  • If you never threaten to shave your children's hair in their sleep next time they wake you up in the middle of the night for something silly....you are a better mom than me.
  • If you've never told your kids little white lies, such as "An angel cries every time a child picks his nose"...you are a better mom than me.
  • If you never mourn the independence and freedom you enjoyed prior to having children...you are a better mom than me.
  • If you make each of your children a different meal every night at dinner because they're extremely picky....you are a better mom than me.
  • If you've never set the clock ahead by 30 minutes and then gleefully announced "Oh, look, it's bedtime"....you are a better mom than me.
  • If you give your children a bath every evening...you are a better mom than me.

Feel free to add some of your own in the comments....or do your own post (please remember to link to Zeemaid's blog)!


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