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I have small mmm-mmm's and I cannot lie.

Posted Dec 15 2009 10:00pm
It's true.

And it's time I voice the truth. I have small mmm-mmm's, and I am proud.
{We're going with the term "mmm-mmm's," so that google doesn't send the sicko's over here. Plus, I don't want to stumble any guys with my mmm-mmm talk.}

You see, I've been on both sides of the fence. I've been a C for most of my adult life. And it was fun, I guess. Didn't think much of it.
Oh ya, I took those babies for granted.
As well as my ability to eat cereal and shells and cheese every day without gaining weight....but that's neither here nor there.

Then I got pregnant, and woah mama!!!
I'm not even sure you can call what I had mmm-mmm's.
More like, Melons.
Or Jumbowumbo's.
Or MMM-MMM'S!!!

But whatever you called them, they were large and in charge, and I was not a fan.

At one point after I had Chloe, I was super engorged and while trying to dry up, I sent Jimmy to buy the largest cabbage he could find.
{Cabbage leaves are supposed to help with drying up.}
I took the biggest leaf, set it atop one of my um, mmm's, and what do you know?
It only covered half.
I'm not kidding you people.
It was a sight to be seen.

Or not, because I'm not that kind of girl.

And then God said, ha ha. You had your fun, now I'm going to take ALL of them away.

And He did.

And now I have no mmm-mmm's. In fact, a better term would be skin flaps.
{All of my ex's out there reading this, contain your jealousy, please. I'm a married woman now.}

Oh God, you so funny.

Okay, so I wouldn't mind so much if they were, um, perkier...but, I actually have to admit, I think small is more my style.

So, there you have it.

I'm with the ittybittymmm-mmm crowd and I'm proud.

Who's with me?

SoCal?

L.A.?

hello? anyone? hello?


© 2009 "Le Musings of Moi"
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