A question asked to me, by a courier, because I was sitting in lotus position in my office chair (something I do often simply because it feels more natural to me than letting my legs dangle):



Have you ever gotten crabs from sitting like that?





What. The. Eff.



And, yes, he was totally serious.



Holy inappropriate-ness, Batman.



Retraction:

So, I'm telling my Hubs this story and he starts laughing at me.



Hubs: Cramps, babe, CRAMPS. He said CRAMPS not CRABS.



Me: Ooooooooooohhhhhh...



Color me stupid.