Have Sperm, Will Travel

This Sunday is Fathers Day ... Ode to MIC

The stay at home dad, a rare find indeed
The corporate ladder pushed out the door
And worried he will now become a conversational bore ...

Someone who fancies himself at home with the kids
Man In Charge of packed lunches, kindy and school
No more Mr Cool ....

Yet smug as can be, the best of both worlds
A father, a lover and husband of mine
Sometimes it's a bit like doing hard time.

Domestically challenged, surprisingly hip
And with the mothers .... well he is such a hit.

So hurray to you MIC, you're one of a kind
I'm in that part of my cycle where I think you'll find
Me receptive and willing to please

So come get your present, don't wait too long
Another few days and the offer will be gone.