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Funny things I never thought I'd say, then I had kids!

Posted Jan 27 2009 7:05pm
  • Please don't lick the TV.
  • No, Spam is not dog food. No, I promise I am not trying to feed you dog food.
  • Do NOT put jelly beans in your ear....Oh, DON'T EAT IT!!
  • Sweetheart, do not put your head down my shirt, we don't do that to ladies.
  • I thought I asked you, please, do not lick the TV. No she is not giving you a kiss.
  • No you like corn with a "kuh" sound not a "Puh" sound.
  • You are NOT a puppy dog, do NOT drink the water from the dog bowl again. I mean it!
  • Look, you either wear it or not wear it, but you can't do both at the same time. It's just not possible.
  • I know sweetheart, I can't fly either.
  • Do not ride your tricycle down the stairs!
  • Do not pick the dog's nose... No, he doesn't like it....No he doesn't....Because I said so!
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