Has there been a week when I HAVEN’T? I loved this assignment. I told stories for twelve minutes, I kid you not.
The one that didn’t make it in was about being thrown out of LAX because I accidentally stepped a toe just barely over the RED LINE dividing INNER SANCTUM FROM POTENTIAL TERRORIST THREAT TERRITORY. Yes, I tripped toward the escalator instead of toward my connecting flight and got thrown out because I was ready to ride that argument all the way to jail.