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But I don’t WANT to be Jenny when I grow up.

Posted Jun 06 2013 2:33pm

Coffee

The beautiful thing about Jenny’s and my relationship is that we have nothing in common.

See that coffee picture up there? That’s not ACTUALLY our coffee, but it is representative of the coffee we both drink.

She’s the yin to my yang, the peanut butter to my jelly, the salt to my pepper, the republican to my democrat.

We are not supposed to be alike.

But because of my STUPID ADRENAL glands , I’m going to have to be like her after all.

In the worst way possible. (I mean, besides being a republican. Ha!)

I have to be gluten free.

And it pisses me off.

Not because I am going to miss the gluten (because I’ve been doing it for a week and a half and, whatever, it’s fine), but because I am NOW going to have to spend half my time rolling my eyes at MYSELF. Because all this “gluten free” nonsense is annoying. I’m going to have to get myself a gluten free pinterest board and ask servers “oh excuse me, is this GLUTEN FREEEEEE??” and never eat pizza again.

This is going to be AWESOME.

jenny

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