You'd better believe that I'm going to be talking like a pirate at the TSA security guard peopleguy station--or maybe they don't have a sense of humor about that sort of thing? Hmmmm....think I'll stick with my previous plan--complete and utter SILENCE. Have to set that example for the kids and all. Plus, I'd like to make it to Chicago without a strip search. So I'll get my Arrghs out now: Aaaaarrrgghh! AAARRRGHH! Hoist the mains'il ye bilge rats! AAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH! And I'll leave you with my favorite pirate joke (think I posted this last year, but it's too funny not to post again):
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel in his pants. Bartender says: "Hey! Did you know that you have a steering wheel in your pants?" Pirate says: "Aye! And it's driving me nuts!"