I have to make up some time that I’ve lost here on the blog…
I have TWO clocks on my desktop now - since I totally stood up a conference room of people. One is set to Eastern Standard Time, AND to make it perfectly clear - it says EST on the face.
My favorite job of all time: the one in which I bossed people around, handed out money, investigated ignition sources, and got to carry around an extra pair of shoes. Yep. I was the friendly neighbourhood Insurance Adjuster.
The fact that my eyebrows were NOT waxed at my wedding is a source of embarrassment. Oh - I AM that deep.
My toe nails are at the moment are a dark hot pink, my fav color of all time was the bright orange I had on last summer.
I have two maternal grandmothers. This used to be unique. Not so much any more in our blended families of today.
My wedding rings are not the ones I was married with. That’s a great story (for me at least).
I remember my hubby’s first Palm Pilot, and how embarrassed I was every time he pulled it out. He might as well of had a pocket protector and masking tape on his glasses. And oh! The fights that I picked in those days. Now I’m too tired to fight more than four or five times a day.
I am a dog person. I own a cat.
I have five or six Jinormous Bibles in my bedroom. I barely crack one open, once a week. I’d like to improve this.
I spend more than 8 hours per day on my laptop. I’m undecided if this should change.
I use Lysol wipes. I am ashamed of the waste, but not so much that I don’t use them. And I wish they had disposable shower covers.
I ‘play’ piano.
I dream of writing children’s Sunday School curriculum one day.
I knew everything about parenting before having children. No. I really did. I swear. My theory is that childbirth kills those specific parenting cells: a result of the fall. (Now I KNOW you want me teaching your kids Sunday School.)
I wear surgical gloves in the kitchen. I hate touching blood. I eat meat.
I want my home to feel like a Mediterranean villa. So I painted the dining room orange. It doesn’t look Mediterranean.
We were asked to be a Nelson family (the ones that they survey to record our tv viewing/ radio listening habits. I refuse to put Nelson receiver pagers on my children. End of discussion.
I really love shopping for digital scrapbooking graphics. I don’t digitally scrapbook.
I wear pink. Nearly every day. 90% of the time on the outside.
Most common phrase spoken to Megan yesterday: I don’t answer why.
Most common phrase spoken to Emma yesterday: Wow! That’s very beautiful.
Most common phrase spoken to Haley yesterday: It’s a tie between Good job and Stop It!
My favorite chocolate right now: Sugar Free Chocolate Peppermint Paddies
On number #18. I caved. We wear meters now. ALL of us. This should earn me a pony on my birthday. (or something else I wish, when I wish it.)
Okay. Now I’m back in bloggy mode: sharing more information than anyone wants to know, in a way that only I can understand, and still feel as though I’m the most popular girl on the block. Ah. Its a good bloggy life.