Okay, people. I've ranted herein about coffins that double as furniture till you dearly depart. I've made fun of the Jesus Christ toast stamp and omelet pan. I've commented over onScott's blogabout bikinis that are made in livestock-ready sizes. But this. This.
This week's sign that the apocalypse is bearing down on us: Seems if you're dead-set on carrying a Coach purse, but you don't have a trust fund or a sugar daddy, you canrent one.
Rent a purse! Rent sunglasses! What the hell are people thinking? Holy schnikes, I guess my priorities are all out of whack. I'm just fine with my Wal-Mart purse (4.98 on clearance, and it's red!) and my Target sunglasses (I splurged on the 19.99 ones because they're polarized AND block out 99% of UVA and UVB rays). And if I want to play diva for a day, I break out my knockoff Kate Spade bag or Prada purse (20 bucks each, outside the US).
I guess what I'm saying is if you have to rent your accessories, you're trying way too hard to impress people.