one of the nurses in her mid 40’s was making faces. she was pouting her lips and was pretending to passionately kiss the young intern who perfectly fits his name ”hottie”. we were all laughing at her little charade, aspecially when she finally appeared to be in an orgasmic trance.
then…
the intern looked her way and he saw the invisible, erotic, pretend kiss.
he turned red. she turned red.
and us? we almost peed in our scrubs laughing.
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nobody expected it, but it wasn’t really unexpected.
our morbidly obese patient’s bariatric bed gave up. when the new bed came and he needed to be transferred, 9 staff transferred without much of an assistance from him. when they were done with the seemingly impossible task, they realized that if we were expected (like HR said) to lift only up to 50 pounds each, they lifted way more than they were supposed to, considering he is 642 pounds. enough explanation why days after the said task, their shoulders and back are still sore.
but, if they didn’t do it then, until when will he suffer the uncomfortable, broken bed? honestly, we don’t know who to feel sorry anymore. him? or us?
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she had poop trapped between her legs and despite my numerous explanations why i needed to clean that part, she kept yelling “quit touching my pussy!!!!”
that from an 89 year old woman, even with dementia, at 2 in the morning, didn’t really sound that funny. a little bit amusing, but not that funny.
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and, my college roomate who had radical right mastectomy three weeks after she discovered a lump on her breast and was told it was stage III, is a sad story for another day.
one of the nurses in her mid 40’s was making faces. she was pouting her lips and was pretending to passionately kiss the young intern who perfectly fits his name ”hottie”. we were all laughing at her little charade, aspecially when she finally appeared to be in an orgasmic trance.
then…
the intern looked her way and he saw the invisible, erotic, pretend kiss.
he turned red. she turned red.
and us? we almost peed in our scrubs laughing.
______________________
nobody expected it, but it wasn’t really unexpected.
our morbidly obese patient’s bariatric bed gave up. when the new bed came and he needed to be transferred, 9 staff transferred without much of an assistance from him. when they were done with the seemingly impossible task, they realized that if we were expected (like HR said) to lift only up to 50 pounds each, they lifted way more than they were supposed to, considering he is 642 pounds. enough explanation why days after the said task, their shoulders and back are still sore.
but, if they didn’t do it then, until when will he suffer the uncomfortable, broken bed? honestly, we don’t know who to feel sorry anymore. him? or us?
_____________________
she had poop trapped between her legs and despite my numerous explanations why i needed to clean that part, she kept yelling “quit touching my pussy!!!!”
that from an 89 year old woman, even with dementia, at 2 in the morning, didn’t really sound that funny. a little bit amusing, but not that funny.
_____________________
and, my college roomate who had radical right mastectomy three weeks after she discovered a lump on her breast and was told it was stage III, is a sad story for another day.