I want to write a long and delicate tale about my day today; however, the best parts would have to be edited out. Sooooo instead I'll give you the two cent version: I was almost fired from the PTO today. Simply because I am new and "failed to meet the expectation." It is a strictly volunteer thing too. The worst part is it would be the SECOND volunteer position to can my butt....but I talked my way out of it. Hurt my feelings....I mean who gets FIRED from the PTO? Really.