Help Wanted: Math Genius to Calculate Recovery Times
Posted Aug 24 2008 6:43pm
Successful candidate must be able to determine how long it will take for energy levels to return to 'normal' after various energy expenditures.
Candidate must first quantify ‘normal’ energy, so must be fluent in sub-zero mathematics, quantum physics, and really small numbers. Additional experience in the energy expenditures of slugs will be a plus. Live slugs preferred.
First task after accepting the job will be to calculate how soon energy levels will return to 'normal' after volunteering at the Delaware MS Society’s Crankin for a Cure bike ride. Variables include:
Up at 0600
Helped for almost four hours doing whatever was needed for a wonderful organization.
Met lots of very interesting and fun people.
Felt high degree of gratitude for the people who showed up to ride to raise money for the MS Society.
Had a darn good time.
Interested candidates should submit their applications as a comment to this blog. Show your work. Take your time.