Ah, 2009 was going to be great, wasn't it?

My house was going to become a Martha Stewart vision of hostessy perfection. My children would have regular hair cuts and perfect grades. I was going to get back down to 115 (again) and stay there forever.

Huh.

Then 2009 happened.

Well, let's forget about that, shall we?

It's 2010 now, soMy house will become a vision of Martha Stewarty perfection. My children will have fashionably long and straggly hair and perfect grades. I'm going to get back down to 115 (again) and stay there forever.

How about you?