So, in 1 hour I will be taking my first ever stripper style class with a friend of mine at Impulse and I am expecting to laugh at myself so hard that I leave looking like I've peed myself a la this photo of Fergie from the Black Eyed Pease circa 2009. .
Here is a synopsis of the class we're taking from the company's web site "Booty Basics (Level- ALL) Learn booty basic techniques and work on toning exercises to help your booty be the best it can be! Stretching will also be used in this class to increase hip and inner thigh flexibility, which is crucial to great booty work." Can you say it with me? OH MAH GAH! Holy crap, I don't know if I'm ready for this!
Should be interesting. I'm taking a friend who has NO rhythm and is scared to even walk into the place, as I've been informed that the props for the class are tiny bells tied to little ribbons hung from paper clips. I have to admit, this scares even me. I just hope I don't get hurt and end up having to explain to my father why I'm in the hospital bed next to him this evening. Well, I'm off to drop my minion underlings children off with my evil overlord mother and hit the 7-11 for a Rockstar Zero and a gallon of water so I can make it through the whole class and not die of dehydration. Look for an update between tomorrow and Monday, I hope to have a few photo taking opportunities, but not sure. I hope everyone has a safe and Merry Christmas and is enjoying the Solstice! Happy and Safe Holidays!