Health knowledge made personal
Join this community!
› Share page:
Go
Search posts:

Words Of The Widsomless

Posted Jul 21 2009 12:00am

http://mentalhealthcartoons.com/holdon.jpgHi all,

If you on facebook , make sure to friend me ASAP… lol

After the 31 cartoons I drew in May I thought I would take a break to get cought up with some other projects.    I have done a few cartoons this week and will post them one I update my Mental Health Humor site.  Till, then I’ve started writing strange and some times funny qoutes and posting them on my Facebook, Twitter and a few other places.

I call them “Words of The Wisdonless”, and yes some of them really fit the title and a few might even have some wisdom to’em but you can be the judge of that.

Here is the 1st one:

Words of the Wisdomless: Sleep

“When you wake up on the wrong side of the bed, Go lay down on the bed again try the other side, if that don’t work, sleep on the floor… You never hear anyone saying they got up on the wrong side of the floor.”

-By Chato B. Stewart

—–

Words of the Wisdomless: Hope

“Even in Hopelessness there is still hope. Although, there is no hope in despair, then you’re screwed.” -By Chato B. Stewart
—-

 Words of the Wisdomless:: Friends

“I find that friends are like my moods, up’s and down’s… But the ones that keep coming back are the friends to keep. Besides, stalking the others always seems to get me in trouble…” - Chato B. Stewart

—-

Words of the Wisdomless: Recovery

“Mental Health Recovery is a long never-ending road with many turns and intersections allowing us to go off-roading now and again on the unpaved roads of our minds.” - Chato B. Stewart
—-

Words of the Wisdomless: Baseball

“Life can be just like baseball. You have days that feel like a strike out. Days that feel like you’re running the bases. Days when you just want to bunt and days like you caught a pop-fly in center field. Then, those special days when you hit a grand-slam… Only to trip on your shoe laces and break your ankle. That’s life!” -By Chato B. Stewart

—- And for the people who might not follow baseball her is one about soccer.

Words of the Wisdomless: Soccer

“Life can be just like Soccer. You have days that feel like Dangerous Play. Days that feel like you’re Juggling. Days that feel like Shielding and days like you’re getting a Red Card. Then, those special days when there is a Scoring opportunity and you kick the GOAL… Only to trip on your shoe laces and break your ankle. That’s life!” -By Chato B. Stewart
—-

Words of the Wisdomless: Apple Pie

“When you get mad and feel rage building, stop and think of Apple Pie. The calming aroma, the Sweet decadent taste as it touches your lips… WHAT THE! Gar-Dammit! WHO ate the last piece of my PIE! GRRRrrr…” - By Chato B. Stewart
—-

Words Of The Wisdomless : Stigma 

“When faced with depression, we need to be optimistic that we can get through it. When faced with Stigma, we should be optimistic that we can educate to stop it. When faced with both, we should quietly scream in disbelief and just walk away… from Mother.” - By Chato B. Stewart
—-

Words Of The Wisdomless :: Walking 

“Do you want to walk a mile in my shoes? Then make sure they are two sizes too small with a hole in the left sole and a nail stuck through the rights center shoe stabbing my foot with every step… Don’t even get me started about the athlete’s foot or that awful smell…” - By Chato B. Stewart
—-

Words Of The Wisdomless :: Bluetooth -

“Fitting into society has been a lot easier ever since Bluetooth technology. Now when I talk to myself out loud, I look normal and hard at work.”- By Chato B. Stewart

I hope you like them and feel free to quote me and link me too please.

I’ll see you soon,

p.s.

I need writers to write about mental health, please contact me if you would like to submit a article or two… chato@ peermagazine.com.

Post a comment
Write a comment:

Related Searches