Update: I was believed.
Rheumatologist put me through a number of tests and asked me about 101 different questions and made it official. I have fibromyalgia.
Then they took 12 viles of blood to test me for everything else because often you can have fibromyalgia AND something else like rheumatoid arthritis or lupus.
I should mention I have tiny veins and it takes a seasoned pro (or an uneven sidewalk) to get blood out of me. After the second stab I jokingly told the nurse that we should make a bet on how many bandages I would walk out of the hospital with. I said three.
I should have said four.
Then they gave me orange juice.
Love me some juice.