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Posted Mar 10 2012 9:05pm
Conversation I had with Matt last week while I was trying to mentally prepare for
: Don't forget I have that appointment on Wednesday at 7:45am.
: That's sooo early. At least it's just down the street.
: It's not just down the street, the place where I get the ultrasound is downtown.
: What?! Why?! You're doctor's office is just down the street. Why can't they just do it there?
: I'm guessing that they don't have the proper equipment.
: My equipment's right here.
: Okay, well you're equipment can't scan for cancer.
: That we know of!
So in addition to
a cancer sniffing dog
, my husband has a cancer scanning penis.
Matt and his equipment.
(and also a grill)
PS: I'm still fine by the way. According to both systems
(as well as you know, the real one)
PPS: In my husbands defense, we don't actually know if his equipment could scan for cancer. But I'd be more impressed if it could wash the dishes.
PPPS: Ew. No I don't. Forget I ever wrote that.
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