After my previous Slow Life, Slow Sex installment about Polynesian sex, I received a letter from an irate reader. "Do something!" the reader implored. "Staying joined together for 30 minutes would hurt so much it'd make insertion impossible."
While I can understand where the reader is coming from with the complaint, allow me to ask a couple of questions: "Don't tell me you're not interested in trying to heighten your sexual excitement?" and "Surely you're not going to tell me that sex is unthinkable at your age?"