Menopause Diet and Fitness Plan: The Girlfriend Guilt Program
Posted May 14 2009 4:35pm
Menopause and weight gain - they go together like ham and eggs, like biscuits and gravy, like pecan and pie, like...well you get the drift. As mentioned in a previous blog entry, the Venuses collectively have tried almost every diet publicized, seen on TV, created and passed on through word of mouth. They all worked - for a little while. And then our midlife bodies, in their infinite wisdom, figure out how to conserve calories in ingenious new ways.
I think I mentioned that most of us menopausal goddesses have at least two wardrobes, separated not into winter and summer, but into thin and fat. And we d alternate between them as needed. Just lately though, Theresa-Venus and I noticed a disturbing new trend - our fat clothing was tightening. Alarmed at this development, we had a confab (over pie or some such dessert, of course) and settled on a new diet/workout plan.